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Ready To Crack Your Ribs? Here Are 20 Pun Jokes To Brighten Up Your Day

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Are you ready to embark on a jocular journey filled with wordplay and clever twists? Get ready to chuckle and groan as we dive into a collection of pun-tastic jokes that are sure to brighten your day.

 

1. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.

 

2. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

 

3. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.

 

4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

 

5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

 

6. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

 

7. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

 

8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

 

9. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

 

10. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

11. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

 

12. I knew a guy who collected candy canes. They were all in mint condition.

 

13. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

 

14. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

 

15. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

 

16. What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.

 

17. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

 

18. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

 

19. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

 

20. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.

 

We hope these pun-tastic jokes brought a smile to your face and maybe even prompted a groan or two! Whether you’re a fan of wordplay or just appreciate a good laugh, these puns are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or anyone in need of a good chuckle.


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